WWE Royal Rumble 2018 Results Predictions

2. COULD IT BE STEPH?

RR Results Predictions
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Did everybody note that EC3 was presented to the NXT audience under his TNA guise? You simply can't have Ethan Carter III without his materteral benefactor Dixie, meaning her Rumble spot and a showdown with guest commentator Stephanie McMahon is all but assured.

Frankly distasteful jokes aside, the female Royal Rumble is a very intriguing prospect. The world isn't quite so cruel, so assuming Steph won't win it and is instead content to simply take credit for inventing the concept of womanhood itself, the realistic candidates are all good.

Asuka seems a shoe-in: Ronda Rousey's far from confirmed, SmackDown looks set to take the men's bout, and she's like, f*cking ace. Let's say her, but it could just as easily be James Ellsworth.

Prediction: The Sun always rises in Philadelphia.

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