WWE SummerSlam 2017 Results Predictions

4. Corbin Can't See Cena In His Headlights

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The outcome of this contest will tell us quite a lot. If Corbin wins, then his Money in the Bank failure was punishment enough, and possibly even a genuine attempt to inspire interest in the product. If he loses, he's done - the end of the road.

And believe us, any defeat will be as comprehensive as possible. It's not for nothing John Cena is the proud owner of a Golden Shovel award.

The former option seems more likely. WWE have invested too much in Corbin to pull the rug out now over some shoddy Twitter antics and generally rubbish demeanour. But it's also worth noting that Enzo is in a shark cage, so it's not beyond them.

Still, there's a difference between being forced to p**s your pants with fear on PPV and having your career decisively destroyed. Corbin's not bad. That suggests he's evil. He's merely sh*t. And WWE won't give up so soon in their attempt to gild it. This'll end in a no-contest.

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