WWE SummerSlam 2017 Results Predictions

5. Randy Orton's Xenophobic Streak Continues

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If recent events aren't enough to convince WWE that portraying foreign nationals as evil based on their ethnicity is completely inappropriate in 2017 - even irresponsible - nothing ever will.

And look here, fresh from failing to stick the boot into those with Indian heritage, Randy Orton has switched his hatred to the Eastern European diaspora. Look at Rusev, coming over here, stealing all our jobs (in the sense that he often loses). What did Bulgaria ever do for the world anyway? They're commies right? 'Perestroika'? Never heard of it.

It's depressingly predictable what'll happen here: Orton will win in a slow match, whilst America's dominance over that great menace of the Balkans is re-established. Randy's got nothing to fear from Sofia.

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