WWE Survivor Series 2017: 8 Results Predictions

3. No Jinder? No Problem!

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For this match, see Alexa Bliss vs. Charlotte but magnified by one million. Beyond morbid curiosity, absolutely nobody, un-ironically anyway, wanted to see Brock Lesnar square-off mano a mano with glorified jobber Jinder Mahal, especially since anything but a brusque, brutal squash would have been a travesty. If, as previously mentioned for the women's contest, WWE were promoting the inedible affair just to force this last minute rewrite, they weren't just playing with fire but hosting a month long Olympic Games with it. Maybe that's what the torch is for?

Jinder has actually made like Neo here and swiftly sidestepped a bullet; losing the belt to AJ with the possibility of regaining it ahead of the India tour is far preferable to being utterly trounced as champion on such a big stage. Thankfully, we've also avoided the ammunition of this particular s**t shooter, and gifted a much tastier match instead.

But unlike Charlotte and Alexa, the result remains in little doubt. Brock's winning, though at least Styles will inevitably look fantastic - and may even have a certain disgruntled ex-champ to blame for defeat.

Prediction: Suplexes multiple and Teutonic in nature, before an F5 finishes the job for Brock.

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