WWE TLC 2017: 7 Results Predictions

2. Same Old Story For Mickie James

TLC 2017 Results Predictions
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Did you know, five people competing at this Sunday's TLC are older than Mickie James, with three of them in the main event? In fact, in no small part thanks to Kurt Angle's surprise addition to the three on five contest, the average age of the show's headline bout is a little over 38 years old - the same as the apparently ancient James.

The five time women's champ isn't even the oldest female competitor on the roster. Excluding occasional performer Stephanie McMahon, WWE's current Mother of the House is SmackDown's chief frowner Tamina. Yet her age is never mentioned.

So not only is the current Mickie James angle as counterproductive as it is insufferable, it's also b*llocks. But her bus pass is stamped in WWE's mind, and babyface redemption is usually a secondary consideration to an opportunity to humiliate.

Prediction: Alexa takes the Mickie out of James with the win.

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