WWE TLC 2017: 7 Results Predictions

1. You Can Believe In The Shield: They're True, Damn True

TLC 2017 Results Predictions
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Oh blimey. Where to start on this one?

Firstly, before addressing the geometry problem posed by an unexpected Angle, let's consider Kane. It was all too easy for dissenting commenters to question my slender grip on reality last time out when I suggested the 'Big Red Machine' should mark his China anniversary with a cell-shattering return. And yet here he, just a fortnight on, dramatically setting Raw ablaze in almost the exact same manner. I'm not sure how I feel about the fact I think along the same lines as WWE.

Kane's presence generated a necessary fall-guy for The Shield to pin, but now they have their own middle-aged makeweight. It's Kurt freakin' Angle though. He isn't going to be on the losing side in his first match for the company in over a decade. That'd be ludicrous! And WWE just don't do ludicrous.

Prediction: Everybody steps aside as Kurt and Kane have an Attitude Classic. Shield win.

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