WWE TLC 2017: Review

TLC Enzo Kalisto
WWE

God may be vengeful, but need he be spiteful too? Apparently so, as Elias and Jordan re-emerged for a complete repeat of their earlier sketch. Paradoxically, this is the price one pays for atheism. Further vegetables were tossed out of a trolley towards a now justifiably annoyed Elias. You know you're not supposed to take those trolleys beyond the supermarket car park, right Jason? That one-pound rental is a limited remit.

It was very generous of WWE to allow a couple trainees to go on before the AJ/Bálor dream match, though why they were fighting over a championship is anyone's guess. At one point, Nigel McGuinness made the questionable observation that Kalisto was "making a mistake going to the top." If a cruiserweight doesn't feel comfortable unleashing an aerial assault, they probably shouldn't hold the division's top title. Good thing he lost it, then.

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Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.