WWE TLC 2019: 8 Last-Minute Rumours You Need To Know

by Adam Clery

1. Lana Gets Destroyed

Bobby Lashley Lana
WWE.com

If there's one thing Vince McMahon absolutely loves, it's those awful, awful, awful dirty jezebel temptresses finally getting what's coming to them. On the one hand the company will tell you that intergender wrestling isn't a priority for them because they abhor violence towards women, and on the other they will boot one through a table in the misguided hope that their boobs might fall out.

Lana is the bad guy in this story. She has wronged Rusev by breaking her sacred marriage vows and, well, who can blame Bobby Lashley for sticking one up her, he's just an Incredibly Normal Red-blooded Male and can't be held accountable for his actions when she's wearing... a dress!

Bottom line here, whoever ends up winning this match will likely end up absolutely obliterating Lana in the process. Either by some terrible mix up that leads to Lashley accidentally putting her through a table, or by Rusev giving that filthy, cheating, lying Size 10 what's coming to her. Given she once twisted her ankle so badly she missed the Rumble, after being pushed off the ring apron, it doesn't bode well.

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We love teamwork! Who doesn't? This article is a collaborative effort between Adam Clery and Benjamin Richardson.
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