WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 19th)
5. Cenas Comedy Hour
John Cena just doesn't get it. At this point, he never will. He's a man who will be turning 40 in a few years. He's past his athletic peak,and he's had to recycle the same opponents over and over ad nauseum. He claims in interviews that he wants new opponents to battle. Well, he finally gets one, and all he does is bury him. It doesn't seem malicious, it just feels like he doesn't know any better. One week John Cena is cracking Jimmy Buffet jokes about Bray Wyatt. The next week he said he's scared of him. Now he's back to performing stand-up with some badly Photoshopped photos to back him up. The ideal way to have ended that segment would have been for The Wyatt Family to all charge Cena after his first unfunny photo and leave him as a bloody pulp. Though they probably would have been hailed as heroes. Anyway, Cena also dropped the groan inducing line of saying that Bray Wyatt isn't the eater of worlds, but is instead the eater of the worlds largest Cinnabun. I'm not sure I understand that one. First off, Cinnabuns are delicious, so good for Bray if that's true. That just makes me like him more. I'm assuming that it was some sort of fat joke, because that's totally not being a bully right? If someone tries to get you to join their cult, and you don't want to, just call them chubby. That'll teach them!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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