Its a good thing that Seth Rollins looked directly at that giant present on Raw, otherwise Dean Ambrose would have been standing there all night. Actually, visually it would have been funnier had he broken out an hour later during a random match after running low on air. I wonder who Dean Ambrose convinced to wrap him up in a present and then deliver him onstage? Thats an awful lot of work. He also must have got to the arena pretty early to see those gifts, then find some matching wrapping paper to go along with them. I understand playing mind-games, but there had to have been an easier way to attack Rollins. Why not just hide behind a door or in his closet? Is this just going to be Ambroses gimmick now? Just popping out of random things? Next week hell probably pop out of a birthday cake, and the week after that Seth Rollins' bubble bath.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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