WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (August 10)
4. Little Fandango
For the third time in two weeks we had to watch Diego fight Fandango. For the third time Diego won, and Layla and Summer Rae mocked Fandango after the match. They are being very adult and non-criminal about things. He was in a relationship with both women, it didnt work out, they broke it off, and now they enjoy causing him physical pain every single week. It's possible they follow him home, and make harassing phone calls. It was all getting a little tired so Vince McMahon wanted to spice things up a bit. He gave Fandango a new dance partner for the night. In storyline terms, for some reason Fandango must have found Hornswoggle backstage, told him to dress up as him, and had a smaller version of his suit specially ordered. Did he think this was effective backup for the beatings he keeps taking? Even Virgil would have been a better choice. Has he not seen Hornswoggle do nothing for 3MB or Great Khali or Finlay? Fandango must not watch the product. And if I have to ever see Layla, Summer Rae, El Torito and Hornswoggle dance around the ring in the name of sports entertainment, Im going to Fandango myself.
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Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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