Vince McMahon sure loves himself some vomit. Stephanie and HHH must love vomit humor too, otherwise youd think they have the power to say no to starring in a sketch that revolves around that particular bodily function. This means that the next 40 years will probably be filled with toilet humor. Its kind of a depressing thought. Raw had a true worst of the worst moments when Vickie Guerrero was projectile vomited on. I guess when someone vomits in your face, youre powerless to move out of the way even after a few seconds of it happening. Youre also so shell shocked that youre unable to wash yourself off. That puke is just going to stay on you all night. Perhaps Vickie will show up next week with it still all over her face, like a permanent condition similar to heels being unable to regrow their hair after losing a hair match. Also, to get to a vomit joke, it sure took a lot of amazing coincidences and un-answered questions: 1) Who drinks massive amounts of coffee at 9 pm? 2) How did Reigns know that Vickie was going to fetch The Authority coffee? 3) How did Reigns know that Vickie was going to forget the creamer? 4) It's a good thing that Vickie didn't take the coffee with her to put in the creamer. 5) Why did Steph drink coffee during her interview? This has never happened before, and 6) Why is Reigns such a huge jerk? Besides trying to murder two human beings, why didn't he get his buddy Dean Ambrose into the title match too? Vickie just let him in, so you'd think he'd want to help out his friend too. That was kind of selfish of him. Well anyway, while this level of humor is so obliviously awful to anyone over 12, Vince McMahon clings to it like it was his own child. Hell give up on a wrestler if he sees any sign that its not working (sometimes far sooner than he should), but he wont give up on his style of jokes, despite the fact that no one else is laughing. Time to kick out...and grab some more coffee. Now where's my creamer?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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