WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Mar. 30)
7. Sheep In The Mirror
If you were standing in your bathroom, minding your own business, and washing your face (while shirtless and wearing cargo shorts of course) when suddenly a man in a sheep mask showed up behind you, wouldn't you investigate? Not if you're John Cena. He found himself in this predicament on Monday Night Raw, and he must have just chalked it up to seeing things. He didn't bother walking five feet to see if someone was actually still there, or running down the hallway trying to hide. Either Cena's hands were really sticky, or he actually is scared of the Wyatt Family. After all, despite making jokes comparing Bray Wyatt to Jimmy Buffet, he's suddenly terrified for his life. This supernatural Raw moment brought back unpleasant memories of WCW when The Ultimate Warrior was in Hulk Hogan's mirror and no one could see it except for Hogan...and the announcers. So was Erick Rowan actually in Cena's bathroom? Or did we just see what was in Cena's head? I mean, it's not like he hadn't seen Rowan in the sheep mask before, he should have checked it out. Basically, he got what he deserved later that night when he was beat senseless and had the mask put over him. That's what you get for being a coward Cena!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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