WWE announcers need to get out of the way. When theres something fun or cool going on, they need to be quiet, or at least say they dont get it. They dont need to endorse what theyre watching, that just makes it 1000% less cool. Michael Cole damaged CM Punk when he gleefully called him the Pipebomp Throwing Superstar, Fandangoing died faster than it should have due to WWE shamelessly promoting it. Adam Rose is quickly on his way to becoming a heel if the announcers dont shut their traps about how great his act is. Most importantly, Cole must never, under any circumstances, dance again. Cole is a dork on air. Maybe hes cool in real life. Whos to say? Taz may know, but I don't care what he thinks. What I do know is that Cole is as lame as it gets. He makes John Cena look hip. Watching him dance is embarrassing for everyone involved. Next week lets hope he apologizes to Rose and to the audience for his actions, or else he can two-step his way to a new job.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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