That's right, 3MB and Los Matadores are doing double duty this week, and it's all WWE's fault. Weve now seen El Torito battle 3MB in one form another five times within one month. Isnt that enough? How much longer must this go on? Please, just make it stop! Ill get 10 friends to subscribe to the WWE Network if I never have to see 3MB and Los Matadores in the same ring again. The thing is, El Torito has got the best of Hornswoggle at nearly every opportunity. Therefore, the feud should be over. Unfortunately, (or fortunately?) there are only two smaller men in WWE, so according to prophecy they must battle from now until the end of time, or until Hornswoggle needs to leave to film Leprechaun 2: Leprechaun in Space. Since it was Cinco de Mayo on Monday, Los Matadores came out to celebrate. One of them pronounced universe as June-everse. This in fact was not funny, but it was repeated many times as if it was funny. It basically represented this whole feud perfectly. The angle was awful, this story was awful, it was just painful to watch. I'd rather sit through Mr. T give his uncut speech about his mom than watch 3MB and Los Matadores again.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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