Nothing scares John Cena. Not The Big Show, not Ryback, not being made fun of for his ugly clothes, not for failing at humor repeatedly. Nothing. Well, except for commitment, and an 8-year-old boy holding a microphone with slowed down audio to make his voice sound really deep. Then hes terrified! Extreme Rules just wasnt that good. The cage match with Cena against Bray Wyatt was bad. Actually, it was ridiculously bad. We had Cena destroying Wyatt. Cena could have won ten times had he wanted to. We also had Cena overpowering two men who are much larger than him after he already wrestled for 10 minutes. But the worst part was the finish of the match, when the lights went out and a young child blocked Cena from putting his feet on the ground. So basically he can easily fend off Erick Rowan and Luke Harper, but he is powerless against children! He just had to pick him up and move him to the side. He could have given him at Attitude Adjustment. His inability to escape would have made sense if it was 100 kids blocking his way, but it was just one. Cena just stood there, mouth wide open, looking as if Giant Gonzalez came back from the dead and stood in his way. Wyatt then won and gained absolutely nothing from it. He was dominated the entire match, and won with a silly finish. Now it may be soon to tell, but this may go down as one of the worst endings to a big match in wrestling history.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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