If I ever hear Brie Bella scream for a minute straight again, Im going to scream at my TV before I break it in half with my own face. WWE is getting a little over-excited with the new Leprechaun movie and See No Evil 2. Maybe someone in creative just watched Scream for the first time. Whatever the reason was, what we saw wasnt good. It was worse than Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. For starters, why was there a camera in the back of the Daniel and Brie's car? It must have been Kane shooting that right? He was sitting exactly where there was a camera just moments before. Maybe the cameraman and Kane just shared a backseat together and somehow they didnt notice. Let's also not forget Stephanie suddenly appearing out of nowhere to slam on their car door scaring them both. Oh, neat! Well, the end of the horrible night of segments saw Kane apparently dying just like every horror villain, only to sit up a la Michael Myers as Daniel Bryan and Brie drove off scared into the night. This is exactly what Steve Austin did whenever he was afraid of The Undertaker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J536syoABCY Much like every horror film when you quetion why the heroes dont just kill the monster when hes down, why didnt Bryan just continue to keep beating down Kane? After all, Daniel Bryan hasnt lost a match since Elimination Chamber. Kane hasnt won a match cleanly since he pinned The Miz in October! El Torito has a better record than that.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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