2. John Cenas Super Pissed. Or Not.
The beginning of Raw started out with a pretty interesting promo by John Cena. He questioned why the fans so badly had it out for him. He then borrowed a line from Batman himself, and said hed lived long enough to be a villain. That probably happened at least five years ago, but who's counting? After that, The Wyatt Family emerged from the darkness with approximately 300 children joining him. It was a pretty cool visual if you dont try and think about how he got all those kids. Cena was floored and finally showed some frustration with the fans. About an hour later, Renee Young attempted to try and find out what was going on with him. He couldnt even respond. The storyline intrigue continued...for about another hour. Renee finally got him to talk, and he basically shrugged off everything that had happened earlier. To make things even worse, he went into stand-up mode. And if youve ever seen Cena do stand-up you know its not good. He makes Carrot Top look like the funniest man who ever lived. Cena announced that he would buy Bray Wyatt a donkey and name him Gluteus. Bray would then teach him to sing and he would follow him to the ring. I dont get it. Gluteus? Am I missing something? Is that even a thing? Well, theres lots of unanswered questions, but hopefully John can sleep easy knowing that he pretty effectively undid all the good things that had been built in the show's intro. Thanks John, hope the jokes were worth it!