7. What The Hell is Big E Doing?
WWE.comSince when did Big E Langston fall so madly in love with America? I dont recall him saying anything about his infatuation with the country when he was with Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee. He didnt seem to care in the least when Cesaros entire gimmick was based on bashing the United States. Likewise, Wade Barrett has taken a few shots at America as of late and Big E is nowhere to be found. But when a Bulgarian man does it, it's on! Perhaps hes not so much pro-USA as he is anti-Bulgaria. What a horrible human being. Langstons character development took a strange turn this week when he suddenly became a preacher. On Raw he cut one of the weirdest sounding promos of the year which probably made John Cena proud. On SmackDown, Big E continued his new verbal delivery and told Rusev how America had been reborn (did I miss that?) and how its a country filled with people who break their backs to feed their kids (isnt that every country?) . Well, as an American who lives in a democracy, Id like to vote...for someone else besides Big E to fight for us! He had his chance last month against Rusev and he lasted three and a half minutes. I probably could have lasted longer just by running around the outside of the ring. The announcers appeared to have forgot about their last match, though, as they gleefully yelled that the United States finally had someone to stand up to Rusev. At this point, I think a 60 year old Hogan as Mr. America stands a better chance against The Bulgarian Brute than Big E does.