WWE WrestleMania 33: 10 Returns That Could Happen

Before being suspending for violating WWE’s Wellness Policy in August 2016, Eva Marie was working with one of the most successful villainous gimmicks in recent history. Regularly no-showing events or "competing" in mishap-fuelled no contests, Marie managed to slyly hide what many know to be less than stellar in-ring skills by never actually having to wrestle. It was working wonders, and the William Shatner-esque voice over artist who reported on the reasons behind her no-shows was becoming a must-see (or must-hear) part of Smackdown LIVE all by himself.

So whether or not she actually appears at WrestleMania – or just intends to wrestle but winds up "missing her flight" – having Eva Marie present to some degree on April 2nd would make for a more entertaining show.

And if you’re not done reading sentences you never thought you’d read; imagine if she won the SmackDown Women’s Championship.

So far, all of the blue brand’s eligible women are scheduled to compete for Alexa Bliss’s title. By that logic, a surprise entrant could show up to pull the rug out from under the already advertised competitors. Perhaps Becky Lynch comes close to recapturing the belt, only to have it stolen from beneath her by a conniving and cowardly Eva Marie.

The heat would be nuclear.