WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

3. The Empress Of Today

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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Some commentators - a few even writing for this very publication - have suggested that it'd be the right thing to end Asuka's streak at WrestleMania. There's a list as long as Dhalsim's arms why that idea is a) stupid and b) f*cking stupid.

This is the denouement of the Japanese star's arc, with a title victory the blindingly obvious climax before Ronda Rousey completes the falling action in a few month's time. You don't build someone up for three years to have them lose at the pay-off. And you certainly don't have someone several degrees her inferior cash in a briefcase. Bread and butter this, really.

Prediction: Imagine if Goldberg lost in the Georgia Dome? Yeh: even WCW didn't do that. Asuka wins.

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