WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

4. Weeellll... Well It's The Big Strow!

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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We've already covered the list of Braun's potential Bar sparring partners in great detail, cannily omitting the ludicrous James Ellsworth suggestion. Logical? Suppose so. Good? Emphatically not.

Whoever Braun brings to the ball, they won't affect his chances of disbarring The Bar, currently set, in bookies' terms, as 'shoe-in'. Does Strow Man need the tag straps? Probably not; his trousers are always pretty secure, and two belts is overkill. But he wants them. And Braun tends to get what he wants.

Prediction: Even if Curt Hawkins is his partner, Braun will not fail to usurp the Europeans.

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