WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

13. Sasha Dashed By Backstabbing Bayley

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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The participants, rather than the winner, are the real appeal of the Absolutely-Not-Fabulous-Moolah Women's Battle Royal. We know 14 competitors, the usual suspects, but just think who else could populate the pre-show filler! Ivory! Michelle McCool! Maria Menounos!

Only a handful of names have a realistic chance of getting their mitts on the coveted generic plastic trophy, and none of them are James Ellsworth. Since their singles match was nixed, it seems near-certain that Sasha Banks and Bayley's beef will conclude or continue in the Sensational Sherribowl, and it's difficult to look past a winner beyond those two. The Boss has carved a bit of a niche for herself as a choker on such historic occasions, but at least she'll be able to blame a hugging mugging for failure on this occasion.

Prediction: Bayley goes baleful on Banks, as an expensive Moolah statue remains under a sheet.

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