WWE WrestleMania 36: 16 Results Predictions

15. Rob Gronkowski Also Bought 32 Rolls Of Toilet Paper

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Rob Gronkowski's claims to be a WWE fanatic don't stand up to scrutiny in the face of this horrible, horrible contest he's inflicted upon us. Aren't things bad enough without having to sit through Baron Corbin? Honestly, he might as well have just sprayed us in the eyes with SARS. Learn to read the room, Gronk.

Anyway, the man who retired Kurt Angle in front of actual, disbelieving people last year is not going to fail to Elias in a glorified gym. If he does, they won't be able to stretch out this feud ad nauseum. Can we please make an exception for Corbin when the rules of social distancing are lifted?

Prediction: The King triumphs before his most loyal courtiers (nobody).

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