WWE WrestleMania 38: Every Match Ranked From Worst To Best
15. Pat McAfee Vs. Mr. McMahon
Result: Vince pins McAfee after punting a football into his chest (3:45).
Rating: Did anyone have this on their WrestleMania bingo card? Obviously a 76-year-old Vince McMahon wasn't going to do much here, and so Austin Theory basically did all the heavy lifting for him.
How do you even rate this? It probably could've been a minute long but dragged on a little more. It was hilarious, stupid, and while uniformly terrible as a wrestling match, was absolutely successful as campy theatre.
The real highlight of course came post-match: Austin Theory and Vince giving the best and worst Stone Cold Stunner sells of all time within two minutes of each other. 4/10