So much WTF about this. What a fine example Wayne is setting for his children, for example. The concept of Rooney slapping the taste out of Bad News Barrett's mouth aside, here we see the England captain actually hitting the target for a change! WAHEY! If he was actually targeting Barrett he wouldn't have hit him! WAHEY! That's the first time Rooney has met an Irishman (Sheamus) and not been asked for an autograph! WHAEY! (A lot of Man Utd fans are Irish) Let me know of anymore Rooney related jokes you may have...