Wayne Rooney

Phasing through the floor and into our hearts.

"It's only a game..."

Do you remember Wazza's spell with the Three Lions?

Goodison's new man wants talks with Rooney amidst MLS speculation.

The transfer deals that made you forget about sunning yourself on a beach.

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Rooney returns to Everton after 13 years at United.

The England skipper is leaving Old Trafford after 13 years.

Maybe Wayne can, like, hand out the half-time oranges next season?

Do the markets know something we don't?!