9. Mr Bean Mr Bean
He might add some comic relief to the serious goings-on in the TARDIS and hed definitely be a hit with the children, but Mr Bean would surely be terrible! In some ways, theyd be parallel; they both have trademark outfits and titles rather than names. But it seems their similarities end there. Mr Bean would mess everything up. Its a given that hed never be allowed to touch the TARDIS console for fear of it breaking under his clumsy touch, but even the simplest tasks would take him the entire episode length. The Doctor would end up saving the world in spite Beans efforts. He wouldnt be very good at talking to aliens or asking people questions either. Hed mean well but uttering out a couple of words here and there, isnt really going to save the world. His lack of speech would only be helpful as a buffer for the Doctor to bounce his brilliant ideas off of.