10 Worst Uses Of Face Paint In Wrestling

2. The Shark

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Yes, the Dungeon of Doom gave the world not one, but two of the five worst paint jobs in wrestling history.

Say what you want about Zodiac, at least he had the creep factor going for him. John Tenta, on the other hand, had teeth drawn on his cheeks (over his beard, no less) to simulate a shark's mouth… if you squinted… for three minutes.

It was not only goofy, but completely unnecessary. Tenta could have worn the name on his own, given that he already had the appearance of someone who could eat through the hull of a fishing boat.

Worse yet, if anything, it looked like those cartoon triangles he called teeth were smiling. Basically, picture your fattest, hairiest uncle pitching in at a Finding Nemo themed birthday party. 

Finn Bálor, he wasn't. 

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