WWE SummerSlam 2026: 12 Things That NEED To Happen

12. ‘Human Monies On A Pole’ Is Short, And…

...Dominik Mysterio wins it.

Listen, Danhausen is great, but there's no point in denying how brutally bad his segment on Monday's episode of Raw turned out to be. In some respects, it was even worse than his hellish debut back at Elimination Chamber in February. No amount of "human monies" can buy guaranteed crowd pops or interest, unfortunately.

Sunday's match between the face painted curiosity and 'Dirty Dom' has been turned into a 'Human Monies On A Pole' affair. Apparently, Triple H has decided to start saying "bro" a lot, carry a baseball bat around the place whilst wearing various New York sports jerseys, and he has become 2026's equivalent of Vince Russo. This is so WCW in 2000 it hurts.

Obviously, Danhausen and Dominik are talented enough to offset the nonsense and turn in a fun performance, but they're definitely up against it. The best bet here would be making sure that 'Human Monies On A Pole' is shorter than some of the Minihausens that regularly accompany their leader. There's really no need for this to go 15-20 minutes, put it that way.

Danhausen is best received in short bursts, and it really isn't his in-ring work that has endeared him to the WWE audience over WrestleMania season and beyond anyway. It's character work. Keeping this on the shorter side, and tossing Mysterio a much-needed bone would be the best case scenario for all involved.

Dominik really has to get back in the mix properly or he'll turn into a 'what might've been' story for Hunter.