10 Grossest Comic Book Relationships You Won't Believe Exist

9. Spider-Woman And Hawkeye

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When compared to a large portion of superhero relationships, Clint and Jessica's dating period seems totally normal. Except for the fact that Clint has just left his wife, Mockingbird, who the pair still need to work with, which creates a sort of drama that usually can only be sampled on a TV soap opera.

That, and Jessica uses spider-pheromones to try and get him to like her, which - although he seems to like her before - is absolutely creepy as hell, because the last reason you should want someone to date you is because you smell like a sexy spider.

The unfortunate part is they are written well, and initially are kind of a cool couple – it just seems super forced to have them go from having never spoken to being a comic's main love interests in two issues. Had it taken just a little longer it could've come off really well, but the whole thing has the unfortunate aura of being rushed into life.

Oh, and the whole things ends suitably terribly too. That seems vaguely important.

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