10 Holidays To Not Invite A Superhero To

7. Fourth Of July: Storm

7_Fourth of July Storm Storm is a very logical and compassionate person and will gladly support any kind of celebration with her signature elegant enthusiasm, but everyone has their breaking point, and on any special occasion, you want to reduce any possibility of setbacks as much as possible, especially on an outdoor holiday like the Fourth of July. If Storm were to get angry, bored, or even mildly annoyed, she could do any number of things to literally disrupt the atmosphere of fireworks and cookouts€”rain, lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes, snow, slight temperature fluctuations that make you have to put on a light jacket which immediately makes things too hot and when you spill the ketchup on it it€™s a pain to get out€”so if you really want to invite her, make sure nothing will make her feel anything but happy. This includes making sure there is no possibility of anyone getting fireworks confused with incoming Sentinels or vice versa. And if Storm is happy, that would actually give you a lot more control over how things go, at least in your backyard. But on the other hand, there€™s nothing like a little squall to put a damper (ZING!) on a game of catch. It€™s better not to ask her for any favors. Or invite her.
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