10 Lines From Comics Too Weird To Be True
7. "Any Of You Who Don’t Want To Be Crushed By A Couple Tons Of Sexy... Look Out!"
Try and imagine any human – strange superpowers or not – saying this exact string of words. It’s impossible. It sounds more like a line out Shrek than anything from the pages of the X-men.
This tone isn’t helped by the fact the lines is said by The Blob, as he falls several stories out of a building. From a character who started life out as a super-powered circus side act, it’s actually quite impressive that the life of Fred Dukes only gets weirder and weirder as time goes on.
Dramatic falls out of windows are usually reserved for the likes of James Bond and other action heroes – so, if nothing else, you can possibly forgive the line for seeing the Blob follow in these heroes' footsteps.