10 Worst Superpowers Of The 21st Century

2. Gold Balls

Hazmat Mettle, Avengers Academy
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While only number two on this list, Gold Balls wins a special prize for having simultaneously the most obvious, and ridiculous, codename. Because Gold Ball's remarkable ability is the generation of gold-coloured balls from his body. Other than floating around and getting in people's way, the balls don't really do very much, and vanish after a short amount of time. 

Very little is known about them, including where they come from, where they disappear to, and what they're made of. However, we do know that they're not actually made out of gold, which would have been the one good thing about having this power if you had a cash flow problem.

With a little training, Gold Balls has learnt how to fire his balls in a steady stream at a single target. However, because the balls don't seem to be particularly dense, this seems less likely to do any real damage, instead simply mildly inconveniencing his enemies.

And just to reiterate here; his power is throwing his balls at people.

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