If you've ever fancied fighting crime but always felt held back by your penchant for dressing up as an old lady, then Madame Fatal is the superhero for you. His inspirational story began in issue #1 of Crack Comics, after Richard Stanton's late wife's former lover kidnapped his daughter in revenge for being rejected in favour of Stanton. Pretty drawn out, eh? Stanton is a famous actor, and uses his talent to disguise himself as an old lady, complete with walking stick, relying on his intelligence, physical fitness and wits to fight crime. Madame Fatal also had a parrot named Hamlet (named so as it was able to recite the entire Shakespearean tragedy) which helped him to remember vital information. There are so many reasons why Madame Fatal is one of the lamest superheroes ever: the most being that there is just no need to dress like Mr. Doubtfire to fight crime. If Richard Stanton was so skilled at infiltration and stealth, then why did he still need a disguise? And surely a notepad is more useful than a parrot for helping you remember information? It certainly doesn't make as much of a mess down your shoulder, that's for sure.
