13. Teela Thinks Batman Kills Kids (DC Universe Vs Masters Of The Universe #2)
Another DC Vs Masters of the Universe moment now - and it's a funny one. With Skeletor on the loose in the DC Universe (and the majority of the Justice League out of commission thanks to Skeletor's evil control), John Constantine takes the Masters of the Universe to the Batcave in the hope that Batman will be there and will be able to help locate the skull-faced villain. Unfortunately for them, the caped crusader is nowhere to be seen and Teela has a little wander around the place. Upon seeing the costume of Robin hanging in there, she humorously gets the wrong end of the stick and remarks "let's get out of here. I think he kills kids!" Batman would then teleport in and question why Constantine and the Eternian heroes are present, at which point Teela says he looks like "Hordak's court jester", which is pretty funny in itself - but not as funny as the completely incorrect insinuation that Batman is a child-killer.