5. "It's Turkey Time... Gobble Gobble" - Gigli
It's probably not a great time to bring up Gigli since I've made it my mission to support Ben Affleck in the wake of this whole Batman casting thing, but you can't write a list about the bad dialogue cues without bringing in a line from what is most definitely the man's worst ever filmic venture. Thankfully he's not the person who actually delivers this abomination of a line - that would be his former lover Jennifer Lopez, who - at one point - tries to lure Ben into bed by saying: "It's turkey time... gobble gobble." Did the director of this movie really shoot this scene thinking that it would be okay? Surely the first sign that your scriptwriter is crazy is the addition of a line as terribly insane and totally unsexy as that? And it really
is supposed to be sexy, believe it or not.