5. Danny DeVito
I remember where I was when I read about Danny DeVitos divorce. I was in the staff room, drinking a cup of Joe that could only be described as skanky, and scrolling through Vulture.com on my phone. And there it was. The sign that true love was a lie, because by God, if a man like Danny DeVito cant find true love, who can?
Who can?! Like Goldberg, DeVito is an icon. Short, husky-voiced, as roly-poly as a ball of butter, and usually smoking a huge stogie. (As a fellow cigar afficiando, I salute you, sir). Everyone recognises Danny DeVito, and he automatically makes whatever hes in far more entertaining.
The Jewel of the Nile, Ruthless People, Matilda, L.A. Confidential, Batman Returns DeVitos been in some classics. Okay okay, I hesitate to call
Twins and
Junior classics, but Arnold Schwarzeneggers huge frame and bork bork bork way of speaking versus DeVitos rapid, acidic patter made for some great dumb fun. DeVito is certainly a smart man when it comes to producing, by the way.
Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Erin Brockovich? All produced by Danny DeVito, with help from his *watery sigh* now ex-wife, Rhea Perlman. Oh well. At least well always have
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.