4. Samuel L. Jackson
Ive had it with these motherf_ckin people disrespectin Samuel L. motherfu_ckin Jackson! LOL, Jk, nobody disrespects Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson is the motherf_ckin MAN, thats why! Honestly, it is incredibly hard to write about Samuel L. Jackson without wanting to cuss constantly, but that is the power of the mere mention of Samuel L. Jackson. He is the epitome of swaggering cool and unbridled fury.
Snakes on a Plane was sold on the very idea of Samuel L. Jackson battling reptiles in a confined space in the sky. Sure hes made some slush, but unlike Nicholas Cage, whose only modes of acting these days seem to be Angry Badger and Mouldy Sponge, Samuel L. Jackson always brings his A-game.
Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, Shaft, Jackie Brown In all of these movies, (especially
Pulp Fiction), everybody a) remembers Jacksons role, and then b) gleefully proceeds to recite his salty dialogue. B_tch! Be cool! Even in his not-so-cool movies, such as the
Star Wars prequels, Samuel L. Jackson manages to kick everyones ass without breaking a sweat on his bald noggin. And if any fool is still doubting the cool factor of Samuel L. Jackson, I only have two things to say 1. Nick Fury. 2.
Go The F_ck To Sleep. Case closed.