6. Pain & Gain
There are certain words that sound wrong when used together: Talented and David Spade', for example. Now we can add the words small and A Michael Bay Film to the list. Bay has forgone his usual trillion dollar budget to bring Pain & Gain to cinemas everywhere from May and I for one am interested to see what he can do with this fascinating story. Pain & Gain is the story of two bodybuilders played by Dwayne Johnson and Mark Walhberg who decide the path to quick riches lies in kidnapping rich people, torturing them into leaving them all their wealth and then bumping them off. What makes it even more interesting is that it's a true story. Michael Bay has been much criticized by pretty much everyone for his previous work, so he should be keen to show people what he can with a good story and a budget of only $30 million. The level of stupidity and violence sounds more like a Coen brothers story but with Bay behind the camera everyone will get an opportunity to see just what he can do with giant people instead of giant robots.