10 Awesome Moments From 2015's Super Bowl Trailers

9. Fifty Shades Of Grey Confirms Its Own Awfulness With Hilariously Bad Dialogue

There's much anticipation surrounding the impending release of Fifty Shades Of Grey, both from the millions of fans of the erotic novel series, and also from bad film aficionados, who have convinced themselves it's going to be nothing more than a lame duck Lifetime movie, but with more nudity. The latter camp received more ammunition to support their claims with the movie's new Super Bowl TV spot, which unveils some more of the hilariously atrocious dialogue. Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) is telling Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) about his "playroom", to which Ana coyly replies, "Like your Xbox and stuff?" Nobody was exactly expecting Shakespearean dialogue from an adaptation of a novel that is itself so poorly written, but this pretty much reinforces the belief that any moment where the main characters aren't getting down to business is going to be either headache-inducing, unintentionally amusing, or both.
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