4. The Nietzsche
As Grown In: When Nietzsche Wept (2007) Difficulty Rating: 3 If you're in the market for something that conveys both intellect and stark raving lunacy, the best option is the Nietzsche, as sported by Armand Assante in the miserable 2007 biopic in which his Nietzsche seeks a solution to his despair through therapy. Not your average cheer-fest by any means, but a fine example of what can be achieved by simply letting your moustache grow out of control for as long as you can manage before there is some sort of intervention. Expect to get food, drink and small animals trapped in this beauty, but also expect to turn heads on the high street.