2. Pearl Harbor
The Trailer: Hey, another Bay movie! Michael Bay is not really known for dramatic or engaging storytelling with great writing, so the trailers for Pearl Harbor came as shocking. Was THAT Michael Bay really attempting to make a powerful and emotionally tugging tale about the horrors of Pearl Harbor? I guess he tried, in his own warped way of storytelling.
Why It Is Terrible: Aside from being over 3 hours long it is pathetically boring with a terrible script based around an uninteresting love triangle. There are so many historical inaccuracies too that it is just embarrassing. Finally, the action is not even that entertaining mostly because everything else is already so horrible you just cannot bring yourself to care anymore. Is nothing safe from Michael Bays grimy hands? I feel so sorry for all the charismatic actors involved as even they could not save this melodramatic garbage.