10 Awful 2013 Films You'll Never Watch Again
1. InAPPropriate Comedy
Here it is, the big kahuna. What if I were to tell you that the Sham Wow guy put out a movie this year? And not just executive produce it, but actually co-wrote and directed the thing? Well, it's true. It's a real thing and it's absolutely terrible. How they managed to get Academy Award-winning actor Adrien Brody involved in this, Ill never know.
The premise of the film is that, we are treated to an iPad which shows different apps which represent different stories. And they are are terribly dreadful. Lindsay Lohan makes an appearance in a dull sketch about the paparazzi, Rob Schneider is in there playing two roles and Michelle Rodriguez is wasted.
The crazy thing is, this isn't the Sham Wow guy's first foray into the film world. Back in 1999, he made a movie called The Underground Comedy Movie. How did he sell it? By making infomercials, of course! The film was so bad that it only screened once at a single theater, and yet, Vince still managed to sell more than 10,000 copies of the thing through TV commercials.
InAPPropriate Comedy is a sort-of sequel to said film. The sketches are just basic concepts, ideas that would barely register a chuckle when told to someone, ideas that should never have been expanded upon. It wouldn't surprise me if we were to find out that the entire movie was made off of a first draft covered in beer and pizza stains. If incredibly late and outdated Dirty Harry parodies are your thing, then by all means, go for it. For the other 99% of us, its best to go about your daily lives.
Ryan Estabrooks is a film writer/director and photographer. When he is not busy solving mysteries, he can be found working on his feature length film. You can view all of his work at the imaginatively-titled RyanEstabrooks.com