Net worth: $300 million (a conservative estimate...) Let's face it, Arnold Schwarzenegger's on-screen presence has very little to do with his thespian abilities - with a physique entirely suited to mindless action movies there's little chance we'll ever see him inhabiting a role which calls for emotional resonance or dynamic shifts in style. Shakespeare isn't exactly on the cards. You only have to look at his attempts at comedy - a difficult genre to master if ever there was one - to see just how lamentable his acting talents actually are. From Junior to Kindergarten Cop, Arnie clearly lacks the nuance and timing to deliver laughs, while dramatic content is notable by its absence. The big man surely isn't complaining: with a fortune estimated conservatively in the $200 million area and a long list of businesses and investments in his portfolio - not to mention political power - the Austrian giant is richer than any of us could ever dream of, and even puts most of his fellow Hollywood stars to shame. As for the acting, he's hardly maturing with age - on the evidence so far, let's hope the attempts at comeback movies dry up soon.