10 Awful Films Buffy The Vampire Slayer Actors Want Us To Forget

1. Fat Slags (2004) - Anthony Stewart Head

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Adapted from the Viz comic strip of the same name, Fat Slags has perhaps the least going for it of any film, ever.

In the interest of becoming celebrities, Sandra (Fiona Allen) and Tracey (Sophie Thompson) leave Fulchester for the fame and fortune that only London can bring. Here, the sex-crazed, loud-mouthed pair go to town (literally) and somehow catch the eye of the temporarily insane media mogul Sean Cooley (Jerry O'Connell).

Things get dirty, crazy and downright offensive, proving nigh-unwatchable along the way.

This one really did not see the 2010s coming, and neither did Buffy the Vampire Slayer's usually prescient watcher, Anthony Stewart Head. If he had, one suspects he would never have agreed to be in such a low rent movie. Having said that, he is not alone, sharing an endless 75 minutes with the likes of Geri Halliwell, Naomi Campbell, Hugh Dennis, Les Dennis and even Eamonn Holmes - but perhaps there is no surprise there.

Lucky for Tony, pretty much everyone has forgotten this one; last seen scraping the bottom of Blockbuster's bargain bin sometime in the mid 2000s. In fact, the film is so scarce that there doesn't seem to be a single trailer for it on the whole of YouTube.

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