Why Its So Bad: You just totally impaled a guy to death in front of your daughter! But Really So Good: A nice end to a quote-filled movie. Ironic too maybe? Bennett did seem to be hitting boiling point. Commando is a masterpiece of one-liners, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is the master of kill quips. The 1985 action-film sees Schwarzenegger kill every single bad guy, and deliver a brilliantly cheesy piece of dialogue each time. Onboard a plane, he kills a henchman, before telling the air hostess not to wake him because hes dead tired. He warns bad-guy Sully that hell kill him last, but whilst dangling him over a cliff, tells him I lied. In a motel fight scene, Schwarzenegger tells a heavily built commando that I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and Im very hungry! The whole kill-quip kill-fest ends with a great fight scene with main antagonist Bennett, and after throwing a lead pipe through the mad Aussie and into a boiler, Schwarzenegger coolly tells him to let off some steam as vapour pours through the pipe. Quote-ability Level: 8/10 Martini's Shaken Not Stirred
