10 Best Horror Movie Deleted Scenes

8. Shorty Stays Protected - Scary Movie (2000)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSXJMkGIb4s Obviously Scary Movie is not a horror movie itself, but it certainly a loving homage to the genre. As the series plummeted into a deep abyss of horribleness with each entry that passed, many people forget that the original Scary Movie was actually a hilarious and rather brilliant parody of teen horror movies. One of the greatest sources of hilarity came from the character of Shorty (Marlon Wayans), a layabout who doesn't seem to have any ambition outside of smoking weed. In a deleted scene, we see Shorty about to get it on with a very willing young lady. Though, she begins to have second thoughts - as she explains that "there's a lot of teens dying because of this stuff." Shorty reassures her that he's got "plenty of protection." We then cut to the two having sex as they each brandish huge handguns (not exactly the "protection" the audience had in mind). The best part of the scene is when Shorty shouts that "someone's coming." His lady friend, assuming that he's referring to the killer who's on the loose, asks who it is until we quickly learn that it is in fact Shorty who had just came. Get it? Yeah, it's stupid. But you have to admit, it's pretty funny.