10 Best MCU Characters To Have A Drink With

9. Vulture

Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr Iron Man
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The man ran a salvage crew in New York City, and then he started stealing and selling alien weapons. Do you honestly think he doesn't drink?

Yes, Vulture is an arms dealer for shady underworld figures, but he's also a dad. As such, he'd be sure to bring a lot of "cool dad" energy to any drinking session he might participate in (he'd presumably bring a lot of Steely Dan, The Eagles, and other dad rock with him). He's a hard-working, blue-collar guy with a lot of life experience under his belt. It'd be like drinking with your dad, if your dad was cool (which he might be - I don't know your dad).

When he first met Peter, he offered him a glass of whiskey. Now OBVIOUSLY Peter didn't accept, and it's pretty likely that the offer was in jest, but he seemed amused when Peter rejected the offer on the grounds that he's not old enough to drink. Clearly Adrian Toomes is a man who respects alcohol, and that's another reason he'd be such a great drinking partner: he knows his stuff and he knows how to handle it. You want to drink with experienced drinkers, not people who can't hold it together.

 
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