10 Best Slasher Horror Movie Fakeout Endings

6. Santa's Slay

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Santa's Slay is a bizarre but admittedly entertaining popcorn slasher movie set at, you guessed it, Christmas time.

Starring wrestling legend Bill Goldberg as a jacked-up Santa with a penchant for bloodshed and brutality, this 2005 picture centres on a couple of teenagers tasked with bringing an end to Jolly Saint Nick's reign of terror.

As is explained, the titular Claus is the spawn of Satan, and Christmas Day was originally a day put aside for murder. When an angel put a stop to Santa's sinister ways - by defeating him in a curling match, of course - Claus was sentenced to spend the next 1,000 years delivering presents on Christmas Day. With that sentence having now finally finished, Big Bill's Father Christmas is back to his violent ways, killing countless people in extremely inventive and festive ways.

By the time Santa's Slay gets to its final act, our two surviving teenagers and one of their grandparents are ready to take Santa down once and for all. With the clocks having struck midnight to signal the end of Christmas Day, Claus is now powerless. After wounding the rogue with a magical chestnut (yes, really!), our heroes chase after the big bad in order to finish the job.

So, the audience is geared up for one final battle, where our protagonists will fight the weakened, vulnerable Santa...

The only thing is, by the time they find Claus, it's actually someone else - a crooked pastor - who's in the Santa suit, meaning no final battle, no comeuppance, and a fakeout ending that soon shows us the real Santa Claus at an airport and making a mid-credits promise to return next year.

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